Only in America...
“If I can help people focus on preparedness, how to be better prepared in their homes and better prepared in their businesses — because that goes straight to the bottom line — then I hope I can help the country in some way,” Brown told the Rocky Mountain News for its Thursday editions.
Brown said officials need to “take inventory” of what’s going on in a disaster to be able to answer questions to avoid appearing unaware of how serious a situation is.
Boy, I hope he's going to provide more pearls of wisdom than that. According to the article, "companies already have expressed interested in his consulting business." Hey, companies considering hiring Mike Brown--I have actual experience and education in this area, and I work cheap! I'll even throw in a money-back guarantee: no disasters bigger than the one Brown made of Katrina.
(Seriously, though, someone please tell me this is a joke...please?)